my new year’s revolution is to eat a chip at 11:59pm and not finish it until 12:01am after the ball drops so i can tell people that i’ve been eating the chip for 2 years
you just said revolution instead of resolution
maybe i’m planning an uprising this year you don’t know my life
i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.
I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.
clearly you never tried to write a word document in the 90s
one third of me: I want a relationship so much, relationships are so cute
one third of me: sex sex sex I want sex fuck relationships lets be slutty
one third of me: fuck everyone I hate people